Ok, folks! The nice people at Alternative Tentacles have decided to run a contest here at the KBD blog for the brand new, and may I add awesome, The Eat – It’s Not The Eat, It’s The Humidity CD/LP. The CD/LP compiles songs from all their records and loads of unreleased material. You need this.
So you’re a poor bastard or just a cheap ass punk who don’t want to spend money on punk records? Here’s you’re chance to win a copy of the LP. AT is giving away 3 LPs in total so the first 3 persons who can answer these three mind bending questions and send it off to: info@kbdrecords.com subject: The Eat Contest, will get a nice The Eat vinyl to chew on:
1. Did Exploited save punk rock?
2. Who lit Rodney Bingenheimers hair on fire?
3. Why is swedish punk superior to punk from the rest of the world?
4. How many decimals do PI have?
5. Can you count to three?
The contest ends on the 24th of July and the winners will be presented shortly after this date.
Note it’s a double LP! There’s 3 double LPs to be given away not 5 as stated before. There was some miss from my side.
Killed by Death blog, a.k.a. kbdrecords.com, to give away three copies of The Eat It’s Not the Eat, It’s the Humidity (Virus 377) on vinyl. You can find the details about the contest and how to enter here. Both the CD and LP versions are available now through Alternative Tentacles mailorder. They will be in stores on July 24–that’s next Tuesday!! Good luck! [IMG]
Killed By Death Records anordnar en tävling där The Eats skiva It’s not the Eat, It’s The Humidity är vinsten. Kan ni svaret på frågan om The Exploited räddade punken, samt på fyra andra frågor, så kan skivan bli er.
And now, the entire discography of The Eat, along with several live performances, is now available on a double CD from Alternative Tentacles, It’s Not The Eat, It’s The Humidity. And there was much rejoicing! Thanks to Something I Learned Today and KBD Records for alerting me! It’s also available for download on eMusic, along with other great Florida bands. For more information on The Eat and Florida punk, go here…or check your local library! Yes, many exciting events are
1. Did Exploited save punk rock?
-Of course – I even got a t-shirt.
2. Who lit Rodney Bingenheimers hair on fire?
- Le Dils baby!
3. Why is swedish punk superior to punk from the rest of the world?
- Racial purity would be the most obvious answer.
4. How many decimals do PI have?
-Magnum PI does not need decimals, just a helicopter and that black guy.
5. Can you count to three?
- Yes
Email Hardison :). Now everyone got the right answers and can win too.
1. Did Exploited save punk rock?
Of course not, Im older than that group and as long as Im alive punks not dead :) Maybe just a bit tired from time to time..
2. Who lit Rodney Bingenheimers hair on fire?
Someone that was drunk as a fuck :)
3. Why is swedish punk superior to punk from the rest of the world?
I live in Sweden. What else could it be?
4. How many decimals do PI have?
Far too many…
5. Can you count to three?
If I could use a live recording from the Ramones to listen to and follow: Yes.
1. Did Exploited save punk rock?
– Nope, Rikki & The Last Days On Earth!
2. Who lit Rodney Bingenheimers hair on fire?
– Two brothers who should have stopped before they became cowboys
3. Why is swedish punk superior to punk from the rest of the world?
– IKEA
4. How many decimals do PI have?
– Ain’t Bin To No Mathematics Skool!
5. Can you count to three?
– AIN’T BIN TO NO MATHEMATICS SKOOL!
1. Did Exploited save punk rock?
Save from what?
2. Who lit Rodney Bingenheimers hair on fire?
The Kinmann Broths!
3. Why is swedish punk superior to punk from the rest of the world?
ABBA
4. How many decimals do PI have?
150
5. Can you count to three?
One, two, …many!
1. Did Exploited save punk rock?
Didn’t need to be saved
2. Who lit Rodney Bingenheimers hair on fire?
You know it was me!
3. Why is swedish punk superior to punk from the rest of the world?
They don’t need to decolorate their hair to get crazy colors
4. How many decimals do PI have?
Too many!
5. Can you count to three?
Yes, until I’m drunk I can!
1. Did Exploited save punk rock?
I thought the Exploited were Emo…
2. Who lit Rodney Bingenheimers hair on fire?
Well…I hate to brag…
3. Why is swedish punk superior to punk from the rest of the world?
Is there punk in Sweden? I thought it was just the land of milk and chocolate. Damn. I bet Swedish punk sucks anyway…but there meatballs are good!
4. How many decimals do PI have?
One.
5. Can you count to three?
1…2..8..16…damn! Start over…1..2..4…23..DAMN!!!!
1. Did Exploited save punk rock?
Have you turned on the radio lately? Hell no they didn’t save it….
2. Who lit Rodney Bingenheimers hair on fire?
Chuck Fuckin’ Norris did it…..
3. Why is swedish punk superior to punk from the rest of the world?
They drink goats blood and worship satan. How punk is that?
4. How many decimals do PI have?
ONE!
5. Can you count to three?
Fuck One Fuck Two Fuck Three
1. Maybe Exploited saved money for drugs but they did not save Punk Rock, I think Wattie is some wet Pudel.
2. Maybe himself while trying to penetrate his hyped ass with a lighter, pubic hair to say.
3. My mate fell in love with a swedish girl when he was fifteen, they had no sex, so he had to masturbate. What this has to do with swedish punk ? Nothing !
4. 200 Cockrings.
5. Tried so much, like all the Oi! Bands do, cannot manage that.
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1. Did Exploited save punk rock?
You let Wattie believe what he needs to believe to help him get through menopause.
2. Who lit Rodney Bingenheimers hair on fire?
That’s real hair!!??!!
3. Why is swedish punk superior to punk from the rest of the world?
Aged in oak barrels, the infused with alpine freshness by monks practicing a centuries old smoking technique using a secret blend of pine needles and barks.
4. How many decimals do PI have?
It’s precisely that sort of question that undermines the efforts of my therapist!!!!
5. Can you count to three?
Anything for you, sweetcakes.
1. Did Exploited save punk rock?
- They can’t even save themselves!
2. Who lit Rodney Bingenheimers hair on fire?
- Ok, I give up.
3. Why is swedish punk superior to punk from the rest of the world?
- Too fucking cold?
4. How many decimals do PI have?
- What’s a PI? Fuck, what’s a decimal for that matter?
5. Can you count to three?
- For this vinyl? Fuck yeah!
1. Did Exploited save punk rock?
Only Benny Hinn can save punk rock… Because Benny is “Taking the Saving, Healing Power of Jesus Christ to the World”.
2. Who lit Rodney Bingenhemer’s hair on fire?
God did, because Rodney didn’t send money to Oral Roberts when God threatened to kill him if he didn’t raise $8,000,000 in 1987. Rodney’s hair was set on fire BEFORE 1987, but this is only because God knew that Rodney wouldn’t send the money when 1987 came. The Dils bodies may have set the hair on fire, but they were being remote controlled by God who easily possessed them on account of them being Communists without souls.
3. Why is Swedish punk superior to punk from the rest of the world?
Because even if you don’t get paid after the gig there is an ample supply of women with platinum blonde pubic hair that you can press your face into before setting it on fire.
4. How many decimals do PI have?
A trick question. Posterior Infection or PI is suffered by Ex-Cons who were sodomized in prison. The Ex-Con, feeling the “phantom penis” (as in phantom limb) will bludgeon his anus with whatever is handy (TV remote controls, claw hammers, etc) in an attempt to shoo away the penile phantom; in doing so injury is caused which leads to infection. Being a medical condition, PI cannot be measured in decimals.
5. Can you count to three?
Father. Son. Hole Ghost (phantom penis)
Milky,
Send me the record or God will kill me.
1. Did Exploited save punk rock?
ha
2. Who lit Rodney Bingenheimers hair on fire?
dils
3. Why is swedish punk superior to punk from the rest of the world?
socialism
4. How many decimals do PI have?
one
5. Can you count to three?
sure
Posterior Infections and penile phantoms- yikes! (Or just “ouch”!) I guess this proves that you learn something new everyday.
1. Punk only exists in the dirty south now and I’m pretty sure the Exploited have nothing to do with that ‘fact’.
2. Either one of the Dil brothers or Rand McNally maybe. IT’S NOT WORTH IT.
3. Because they get laid so much.
4.uno
5. Uh huh.
1. Did Exploited save punk rock?
They did waht there name says theys “Explited” punk for a fucking fashion statement and to say how much Americans Suck! Oh yeah Black Flag is way better they’re just jealous, Watty is a shrivled cock compared to Henry, Ha Ha Ha take that you tarty Scotts, he he he he he he he!!
2. Who lit Rodney Bingenheimers hair on fire?
He lit himself trying to fluff his hair or the fire fairy or maybe some bored punk all in the name of Anarchy, maybe he was burning circled A’s in Rodneys hair, drunk……..maybe!!???
3. Why is swedish punk superior to punk from the rest of the world? Swedes know how to have fun besides with a place like Swedens it’s hard not to have fun, they know punk and I swear punk started there but too many people were in love with the USA or the UK to really give a shit, but we know, we all know, Sweden is the reason for this site, there would be no KBD if it wasn’t for Sweden!!
4. How many decimals do PI have?
Enough to mow your flimsy ass to the floor and pin you there until they had enough, the music matched the weight, ha! they’re heavier than heaven, they can squash GOD anyday.
A question for you: Who would win in a wrestling match Pig Champion or GOD??
5. Can you count to three?
Can you?? Come on…..not 1! 2! 3! 4! oh alright…..Uno….Dos….Trace……there happy!
1. Did Exploited save punk rock?
Hot Topic Punks saved the Exploited & made them one of the greatest T-shirt salesmen in the world.
2. Who lit Rodney Bingenheimers hair on fire?
The Flakes via Myspace.
3. Why is swedish punk superior to punk from the rest of the world?
See # 2
4. How many decimals do PI have?
1 dot, just like on a hot Bollywood babe’s noggin.
5. Can you count to three?
Yes, I have been in a few bands.
But posting here is stupid when you need to send an e-mail, right?
People tripped up by the fine print.
1. Did Exploited save punk rock?
-Of course not, they SHAVE it, perhaps.
2. Who lit Rodney Bingenheimers hair on fire?
- Kinmann brothers!
3. Why is swedish punk superior to punk from the rest of the world?
- Too cold and boring up there, they need some energy.
4. How many decimals do PI have?
-Oh my god they ‘re too many.
5. Can you count to three?
- One, two, three…did i did it?
1. Did Exploited save punk rock?
No, that is a myth. It was Herreys that saved punk rock.
2. Who lit Rodney Bingenheimers hair on fire?
Who is that. Guess he wasn’t a skinhead, or was it his pubic hairs that was set on fire. Then I guess it was by Sinead O’Connor.
3. Why is swedish punk superior to punk from the rest of the world?
The Herreys legacy.
4. How many decimals do PI have?
I can drink more beer than there are decimals in PI!
5. Can you count to three?
BURP!
By the way, Herreys are ultrapunk.
1. Did Exploited save punk rock?
No.
2. Who lit Rodney Bingenheimers hair on fire?
Either it was someone from The Dils or maybe my mom
3. Why is swedish punk superior to punk from the rest of the world?
I didn’t know that it was…
4. How many decimals do PI have?
I don’t care
5. Can you count to three?
BURP!
1. Did Exploited save punk rock?
No they exploited it!
2. Who lit Rodney Bingenheimers hair on fire?
Charlie, of course, she’s the fire starter.
3. Why is swedish punk superior to punk from the
Bosse sound and the fact that there was so many bad bands here in the 80’s that made people angry. Wich drove them to make angry fucking music.
4. How many decimals do PI have?
This must be a trick question. So I guess none.
5. Can you count to three?
That’s half a sixpack? 1,2,3,4,5,6, 6 to go.
Now you answer my questions!
1. Why is Garbage Dump the best band in the world?
2. If you have to choose between a girl and a bottle of wine, what kind of wine do you like?
3 Why are the zero boys called zero boys when they are five boys in the band?
4. Why is Billy Talent called Billy talent when it’s clear They have no talent?
5. How many guys in sweden are named Björn Borg?
LOL, lots of amusing answers but you are all going to FUCKING LOSE the contest since you can’t follow directions to e-mail the corporate office of KBD Records.com, Inc. offlist- doh!!!! I think that calls for immediate disqualification.
Here’s my answers to Johan’s questions:
1. I don’t know- you fucking tell me why. Do they break bottles over their heads and piss on the crowd during a show like GG would have? More importantly, do they play covers of either “Daddy Whatcha Doin To My Sister?” or “Who’s a Punk? Your Mother!” by Rokker?
2. I guess the punk answer would be cheap, brain-damaging swill like Wild Irish Rose or Mad Dog 20/20. But my answer is this bottle of French red wine my wife and I had at this Paris restuarant back in ‘99- fucking great stuff. [Johan, if anyone puts down a shitty American wine for an answer please disqualify them immediately since most American wine is crap].
3. Because they had low self esteem and thought they were zeros. Plus they were from Indianapolis, Indiana which is a pretty boring Midwestern town so maybe that also affected the image they held of themselves.
4. I don’t know who this guy Billy Talent is, but unlike the low self-esteem of the Zero Boys maybe this guy have an inflated self-image of himself and feels important.
5. How many American guys are named John Smith? How many Russian guys are named Vladimir Smirnov? How many German guys are named Hans Schmidt?!!?!!??
Sad to see that so few people have managed to understand the social awareness in, and the cultural importance of the music of The Exploited. Also sad to see that no one except me relate the letters “PI” to Poison Idea. And on the saddest note, some punk ass mothrfucker done stoled mah bike today.(That’s right, “Punk” is a derogatory term!)
2. The Flakes?
1. did the exploited save punk rock?
- no. impossible.
2. who lit rodney dinglehammers hair on fire?
- not me, but i wish..
3.why is sweedish punk superior to the rest of the world?
– because i cant understand the lyrics!
4.how many decimals does pi have?
- an infinite number
5.can i count to 3? yes. 3 is the 3rd number, 1 and 2 coming before and 4 and 5 comng after. (this is one of the few things you can learn in an american school…)
1no they did not”save” punk but they sure as hell made the metalheads remeber it!!!!!!!chug-alug!!!!!
2.WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY????
3.because GSS kicks everyones ass including AMEN!!!!
4.i still sayso,2…….and 4 days in jail or detox
5.why?are you a cop?
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1. did the exploited save punk rock?
-from what?
2. who lit rodney dinglehammers hair on fire?
- Call that hair>
3.why is sweedish punk superior to the rest of the world?
-it’s the best swedish punk rock, but not the best punk rock.
4.how many decimals does pi have?
- Is that some sort of currency
5.can i count to 3? is one of the few things you
sure, if you pay me enough
Just 1 1/2 year too late ;).