Rich White Males - We Ain’t No Musicians E.P. 7″
September 24th, 2007 at 9:24 am
“Don’t wanna practice or get any better. Or hang around in the Guitar Center.” great opening line and a great song. Especially the chorus with its little clever hook. Fuck, they might be musicians! Angry Samoans comes to mind primarily on Barf. That sneering vocals reminds me of someone who’s name I’ve forgotten. One really cheesy track: Bum. A great debut from a band that I bet will be too skilled to live up to their debut title until the next release.
Rich White Males on MySpace.
Country: USA
Year: 2007
Label: Punk N Junk
Format: 7″
Songs:
We Ain’t No Musicians.mp3
Bum.mp3
Sellin’ Drugs.mp3
Barf.mp3
September 24th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
ain’t no musicians, bha
I wouldn’t pull of that guitar solo stuff if I practice for a year.
great song even if their liars ;)
September 24th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
I’m bored, I’m at work. Nightshift and just watched “unheard music” with X. Halv interesting documentary.
Now I might watch “Crass - there’s no athourity but yourself” or “Night of the lepus”. A 70’s flick about giant rabits killing people. But that will probably just make me fall asleep. 4 more hours, then home to bed. just wanted you to know. take care
September 24th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Ofcause I mean half not halv.
September 25th, 2007 at 4:14 am
it’s okay Peter but you should listen to the Social Circkle 7″ on No Way Records. that’s PERFECT!!!!!!!!
September 25th, 2007 at 4:35 am
If they send records to the KBD HQ I will ;)! Ok, I took a listen to Can’t Take It on the No Way website. It sounds good but… Sounds “old school” but too much stuck in the old stuff to make a sound of their own.
My biggest influence today has to be:
http://www.myspace.com/polysics
September 25th, 2007 at 6:25 am
Horrible retro garbage.
September 25th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Polysics are really bad. It is a shame I threw away my boogie shoes for combat boots…I may have had a disco fever moment in my room listening to that stuff. Long live the Village People. Oh, and someone needs to get you some hearing aids Flakes drummer…hahahaha.
September 25th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
Sounds like The Insults to me. Disposable, pointless retro with no balls or bite.
September 25th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
Retro? Retro?! You’re posting on a website dedicated to rehashing records from bands who existed over two decades ago and you call me retro? People like you are the reason we ended up with prog rock.
September 25th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
thanks for checking out the Social Circkle. probably you’re right but they’re sooooo catchy! that song anyway is a perfect mix of black flag / circle jerks / angry samoans. am i right?
September 26th, 2007 at 12:10 am
i like it. its cool when you can throw new bands in the mix that fit right in. the flakes post was awesome too. stra-aight jacket, stra-aight jacket!!!
September 26th, 2007 at 4:10 am
In order to fight back such disgraceful garbage, I call for action and founded a new campaign:
September 26th, 2007 at 4:15 am
Here’s the jpg I wanted to include. Peter said he doesn’t wanna help me with that.
http://www.megawimp.com/DEATHTORETRO.jpg
please help the campaign. The retro-crap must be stopped before it’s too late!
September 26th, 2007 at 5:36 am
If you can’t figure out how tag up a picture in a comment section I guess you’re qualified enough to run the campaign ha ha ha.
I love retro punk. I feel just like a raggare. Punks are the new raggare.
September 26th, 2007 at 5:47 am
“a bunch of motherfuckers” - sing along!
I don’t qualify for shit. I’m a porngrinder.
September 26th, 2007 at 10:20 am
Sounds good to my ears.
September 26th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Ha ha ha, yes, punk is the new raggare, or raggare working in museums it should be. Putting expensive records behind glass and frame. I Liked it, but then again I like retro.
September 26th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
ugh, you guys sound like turds! Punk rock is always going to sound, (sigh) for lack of a less annoying word “retro” ( I hate this word! It sounds like a compliment you’d get trying on a pair of bell bottoms. Oooh thats so retro! )
Now some bands do it way to retro (fuck now you got me sayin’ it!!). But, not taking yourself too seriously is what has made every great band great since the beginniing of rock n roll. So it’s the bands that aknowledge that they’re heavily influenced predominantly by a scene that was on 30 years ago and just say “eh, fuck it” and go out and have fun that get to the point of being recognised and slammed or praised on this site. Because those bands have the same effect on the crowds. “Eh fuck it, lets have fun.” Meanwhile the moaners are banging out some crap that they think is “different” in some garage somewhere and no one likes them because they give you nothing but an ear ache, but their moms think they’re awesome!
The key is not to take yourself too seriously kids. That way when someone comes along and points out what you know is true, you can luagh and keep going.
Now thats the difference between punk rock and a bunch of greasey haired Swedes at a car festival!
September 26th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Ok, it’s not retro–it just has no balls or bite. Better? Not looking for “progress”–just a display of the same guts and lack of pretense bands had when they did that shit the first time around!
September 26th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Lousy fucking retro garbage. That’s all. We gonna get you!
September 26th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Who is retro? Rich White Males??? Fuck that…they are pretty fucking decent. It sounds raw and fucking rocks…now, Polysics, or whatever they are called suck major ass! Fuck, I hate cheesy dance music. I can’t find anything by Social Circkle…they do not exist, I take it?
September 26th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
OK…found Social Circkle…great stuff. It takes me back to around 1979. I fucking love it!
September 26th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
I’ve got some balls for you to bite on. Now it’s not retro? He back tracked everyone, did you see that?
I win.
To Erich:
“We gonna get you!”? What gonna do? Boor me to death wit yoos bad grammer?
I don’t know how you got near a computer Bizarro but please go back to Bizarro World and leave Metropolis alone.
Yes I just slammed you with a comic book referance.
***************ZING!****************************
I’m out. Last post.
Peter, you rule.
Adios,
-Rich White
September 26th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
time out guys. time out. erich was refering to polysics the first time. see? he likes you!!! man i need to make a rocknrollbots 7 inch so every one can call me a retrosexual. cant we all just get along? as a swedish exchage student taught me, hea dowa (good bye)?
September 26th, 2007 at 7:59 pm
oh, never mind, i dont know what i am talking about. about anything.
September 26th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
retro ??? no they dont
retro is nostalgic and like bellbottoms that is a gone answer
it sounds snidy and angry, and filthy
just the way i like it!
September 26th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Fucking losers. Get fucking lost with your lousy 42 generation rip off.
September 26th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
i changed my mind, i do like it…alot.
September 26th, 2007 at 11:46 pm
Hahahaha. Yeah, I like the “just like 79″ feeling and some wannabes saying “we’re not musicians but if you think we’re retro garbage we gonna cry” It’s phantastic music and a decent attitude! Just like 79. Hahahaha.
September 27th, 2007 at 12:03 am
I’m glad to see that some of you guys enjoy each other. That music could stir up so much emotions…ha ha ha. This comment section takes me back to when I as a teen arguing with people about good and bad music. What does that mean? This whole bashing back and forth feels a bit retro.
September 27th, 2007 at 12:08 am
Hahaha. I just put on my retro undies. I’m ready for more!
September 27th, 2007 at 3:21 am
I’m sorry, I know I said I was done but one last comment. Erich, “phantasctic”? Are you phucking kidding me you phucking moron?
September 27th, 2007 at 6:22 am
Kid, you’re so damn retro.
September 27th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Long live the Rich White Males…Erich, you can go listen to your Fallout Boy records now.
September 27th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Hmmmm…..the kid might have a have a point: fun IS fun! Like the fun of telling a lame band they blow and should get off the stage. There have been a few bands that can get away with playing outdated styles of music that have been beaten into the ground and still connect with the audience in a way that is immediate and meaningful but you just ain’t doing it for me. Now, if you work real hard and stay focussed you might be almost as good as Sha-Na-Na one day!
September 27th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Wow! This record has caused quite a stir. Now, that is what “punk rock” was supposed to be about. Even hated by the “punks”…classic…and I still like it.
September 27th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
alright, lets just settle this… Russell… Your music sucks and its shit… people who talk shit to this man… Bradskis just alittle messed in the head, let him alone… just wait till you see the videos he makes…
September 28th, 2007 at 9:00 pm
Davey, go home! Now! Mommy is calling you. This band is good, now go home.
September 30th, 2007 at 6:59 am
Fucking retro garbage!
September 30th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Continuing to post on this record is retro
October 1st, 2007 at 2:42 pm
these guys put on a pretty good show. at the end of the set I saw the singer/guitar guy clad in butt huggers, tights and a kamakaze headband army crawled around the room with his guitar slung like a machine gun. It also seemed that he had most of the crowd scared that they might get a mic or strat headstock in the face if they didn’t watch out. Fun times. This is a gamble, but I’m thinking they’re probably really into screeching weasel.
October 1st, 2007 at 7:48 pm
I have a stinking suspicion that they are really into the Queers???
October 3rd, 2007 at 7:50 pm
It’s not that steller compared to the earlier bands they emulate, but it towers over the majority of what’s out there now.
3 things make this group A OK:
#1 The vocals. They don’t have the gusto of something like the Queers’ first 7inch, but they aren’t whiny- and thankfully don’t sound like that scabling from NOFX.)
#2 They aren’t totally emasculated.
#3 They aren’t singing about hamster experiments or pushing some absurdly obnoxious Profane Existence style “activist” politics.
October 4th, 2007 at 12:11 am
Nice back handed comment. Remind me to give you my backhand.
October 4th, 2007 at 11:54 am
Little too harsh Peter?
October 4th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
here’s a cool “retro” punk song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
October 4th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
yes, eveyone has to watch the above video, i remember someone sending it to my friend and left the comment “whats wrong with the human race?, glad im not a part of it” -warning-once you watch it, youll never forget it!!!!!
October 5th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Ummmm…well that video just made me lose my appetite…thanks. Now, back to real music, like the Rich White Males!
October 6th, 2007 at 12:20 am
Yeah Jay - totally like ‘79!
October 6th, 2007 at 2:10 am
Well this comment makes 50! Lets go for 100!
Erich, pay for my plane ticket and I’ll kick your ass for free, hows that?!
October 6th, 2007 at 4:30 am
Haha - you’re welcome anytime, sugar! And enjoy the bit of fame you’re getting. It won’t last.
October 6th, 2007 at 7:51 am
Cool shit. I’m easy to please though. Fuck guitar shredders!
October 6th, 2007 at 9:53 am
Yeah, Degenerateen knows good music. I told you Erich, it’s like ‘78 all over again. I’m telling my mom on you Erich…you keep hurting my feelings.
October 6th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Hurting others feelings is just like 78, sweetie. You should know that.
October 6th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
The uncensored lyrics to Rich Whites’ “We Ain’t no Musicians”
“Don’t want none of them vaginas!
Ain’t gonna flirt with no waitress
In no all night dinner!”
“I won’t let the image of nude female into my head
I’ll stay at home and jerk my pud to Right Said Fred*!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipZDG6__Zfc
“We ignore all that Frisco gash
Cause baby, we’re twinks!
We take it up the ass!”
“We aint’ no musicians!
We’re FAGS.
From SanFAGcisco
We let truckers squeeze our bags
We ain’t no musicians!
We’re FAGS.”
“Well you don’t like us
We don’t like you
But, we’re all together
To huff each other’s
Rich White goo”
“We were raped by our parents and got VD. IT SUCKS.
We paid for our record slurping pricks
and having hairy fists plunged deep into our butts!”
“We’ll take it all the way baby, We go far!
We stink of Vaseline
And have finger-nails scars on our anal walls!”
“We aint’ no musicians!
We’re FAGS.
From SanFAGcisco
We let truckers squeeze our bags
We ain’t no musicians!
We’re FAGS.”
October 6th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
“Are we not men?”
“We are Rich White Males!”
“Are we not men?”
“We are FAGS!”
October 6th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Actually, it’s more like ‘76 all over again ‘cuz just about all the new music out there blows! And I can’t believe this thread is still going. Why can’t this guy just admit his band is gay and end this nonsense? Seriously, dude, you might as well be walking down the street in bell-bottoms and a fucking tie-dye.
October 6th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Just one question. You don´t like the music O.K.But why all this homophobic rant? Are you zealot Christians? Are you Mosleems? Are you Whatnot? Just explain it! Do it! Come on!
October 6th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
You just don’t get the joke.
It’s meant to be antagonizing - and hateful- and insult; that, and the words “FAG” and “FAGGOT” are FUNNY.
SEE “Kids in the Hall” skit BELOW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga5A76weN5I
October 6th, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Hateful and insulting, rather.
October 6th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
You’d be lucky if I fucked you in the ass. For once you’d have a little rock n’ roll in you.
October 6th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Hey Pete, I ain’t ragging on you OK. I’m insulting Rich White- not homosexuality in general. You got to remember that I’m from an incredibly politically incorrect roughneck place- and don’t have the most restrained temper in the world. I ain’t sorry for shit though, cause I’m King-White-Nigger asshole Redneck monster son-of-a-fuck.
Later gator
That will be all.
October 7th, 2007 at 2:18 am
Somebody likes me….*(blush)*….
October 7th, 2007 at 11:43 am
Geez Rich, I think Milky needs an old fashioned group hug. I was thinking, Rich, maybe if you changed your musical style…more along the lines, of, let’s say….hmmm…jingly jangly pop music, and changed your name to the Poppios, more people will like your band. What do ya say??? I thought you would agree.
October 9th, 2007 at 4:46 am
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:42 pm
Tried to listen to the first song again and guess what - this time I made til 0:37 before bursting out in laughter.
November 14th, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Well might as well join in, as everyone else who contributes to this site, has seemed to have given their 10 pence worth.
well ive got a copy, but unfortuately im having problems playing it as the vinyl is very thick and is getting stuck as it goes round. but dont worry, every time i play it. it gets less stuck !
long live the EXPLOITED- cheers Corpus 77