The Secret Prostitutes – S/T E.P. 7″


I simply can’t believe no one mentioned this amazing EP on the best of 2008 list/ discussion here as it is one of the greatest retro records made in a very, very long time. It’s actually so great that I had doubts about posting it here as I’m sure it will make their upcoming releases sell out faster than this nugget did, and I’m a bit afraid that will make me miss out on them. But on the other hand, most new stuff posted here gets comments from grumpy old men who just wants to hear the original punk/ hc/ power pop bands so maybe I don’t have to worry.

So what about the Secret Prostitues? The record has no info about the band, but luckily we live in the static age where you can find everything online, so head over to the bands myspace site for some info about these Scandi-loving collector geeks from Huston, and good luck going through distro lists for remaining copies of this EP. Maybe it’s time for us all to learn some tongue twisting Indonesian so that we all can sing along together?

Country: USA
Year: 2008
Label: Psycho Wolf/ArseGestapo1982/Death Exclamations/Cutthroat
Format: 7″
Skandinavia ’79.mp3
Awasi Gestapo Lepas.mp3
Aki Bencu Kamu.mp3
Punk Adalah Ginjalku.mp3

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25 Responses to The Secret Prostitutes – S/T E.P. 7″

  1. Ian says:

    Great record! But if the next 7″ sells out too fast because of you talking it up here you better post that one too.

  2. Mark says:

    Agreed, but the link to Sputnik seems to be broken.

  3. Jun says:

    Wow, this is awesome. I will definitely be looking for the next 7”. You might be right about wanting to not post this. great 7.

  4. Sissy Zweetsok says:

    wow seems like they already sold 2 extra copies now!

  5. chris says:

    Yes, yes, great but for heaven’s sake run, don’t walk, to hear “Oh What Have You Done” by Twisted Wheel (it’s on… Perhaps the best poppunk song ever….

  6. Robby says:

    They are from Houston!??? I mean, what the hell? It’s terrific.

  7. Martin says:

    So I just heard from a friend that Indonesian is one of the easiest languages to learn so maybe it’s about time for us all to learn a new language.
    I have to say I’m surprised to see that many ppl liking this band here, concidering it’s not an old band.

  8. The Flakes /// Drummer says:

    The indonesian singing makes it sound like smurf punk. Killer.

  9. The Flakes /// Drummer says:

    Ha ha fuck Punk Adalah… makes me laugh so hard I have tears in my eyes. Tutta mamma?

  10. Martin says:

    I think it sounds like Tutta Mao, which is even funnier as I’m over my crush on my mom’s tits since a few years back, but still in love with Mao’s mam boobs.

  11. GoopGlop says:

    This has the drummer from No Talk/Reason of Insanity/The Homopolice/ etc. etc. etc. on guitar. These dudes are elusive. Call Sound Exchange in Houston to track down more copies. Good luck!

  12. alex_purepunk says:

    i’m getting crazy to find this 7″! Help me…

  13. vinalfetish says:

    just letting everyone know the new secret prostitutes single is out on p. trash records in germany or bad hair life records in texas. it is great get it before its gone

  14. elliott says:

    wow this rocks. can’t believe i missed this one. thanks. will have to learn indonesian right after i learn swedish which i’m actually triing to do so i can finally sing along to raped teenagers and those kind of bands. thanks again.

  15. josh wolf says:

    our LP entitled “nevermind the kbd, this is a.d.d.” is out now on BAD HAIR LIFE records…only 400 copies pressed….it has been out for a couple of days now and they are moving kinda fast…you can find the record label on myspace.

  16. herber martinez says:

    wow what a great 7″. never heard anything like it before, VIVA INDONESIA!!!!!

  17. hongrock says:

    indonesia tupah darah ku.. kereenn

  18. adipati says:

    The Drummer is from my city :)

    cheers from indonesia*

  19. They’re great!
    Bahasa Indonesia is a cool language.
    But above all, their punk rock is brilliant.

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